POETRY TO SCARE LITTLE CHILDREN - TEXT
This is to be performed with a leg hold trap and a predator caller (the sound of a dying rabbit)
Did you ever hear a rabbit sound?
Did you ever hear a rabbit cry?
Did you ever see a rabbit die?
Hopping along
The row of fence
Hopping along
In the clover so dense.
Looking for eggs
At Easter time
Tasty eggs
For children to dine
SNAP (Close leg hold trap with pencil)
Opps
The bunny said
I can eat off my foot
Or I can be dead
But I think first
I will just cry
To let the children know
What it feels like to die. (USE DYING
RABBIT CALLER)
Little Piggy is done with an open jar of pickled pigs feet. They can be bought at any major marker place
LITTLE PIGGY
Pig's feet
are good to eat
yum yum
Little piggy, feet and toes
This one to the market goes
Little feet, patter, patter
Now quiet on my platter
A tasty treat
These piggy's feet
yum yum
This little piggy, should have stayed home
Cause now he's pickled to the bone
Leaving tracks in the pen
I found a jar to put him in
Good meat
These piggy's feet
yum yum
This little piggy is crying wee, wee, wee
Cause he left his feet here with me
I am sure he's not going very fast
With his feet here in my glass
Piggy's feet
We can eat
yum yum
These piggy's feet aren't getting any fatter
Laying here on my platter
So now it's time for us to eat
These yummy pickled piggy's feet